blackass

A racial slur used to insult or demean someone, a certain someone with a darker skin more specifically.

Can be used as a noun and adjective.

Noun:
"That blackass is gonna get it tonight."
Adjective:
"That blackass man is gonna get it tonight."

by KukSuger992 February 1, 2025

concrete blocks

Also known as a cinder block. Used in construction for basements and foundations.

Someone stole my wheels and I found by car up on concrete blocks.

by Paul Hofffmann July 13, 2007

Poon-blockage

Tampon

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.

by blahblahface February 20, 2009

cocktupus blockus

1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....

1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away

by Dave "the wave" December 14, 2010

Cranius Blockus

To have a large square cranium (head).

Rob has to wear a box for a hat because he has a cranius blockus.

by robpowers27 August 14, 2012

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018