Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012

Chase the barking spider

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.

Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.

by MicAng August 12, 2012

blackin'

Slang for "off the hook".

Look at that dude rocking the Hellsing shirt over there. Now he's blackin'!

by Real_AirCooledMan March 25, 2007

blarginfladibllenohigib

getting so drunk so where as you have to have people watch you poop because theyre scared youll fall down the toilet

I was so blarginfladibblenoigibed that I died

by Nick Harmon December 13, 2003

barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

by big lund July 17, 2003

Blaring

Used as an adjective. Beyond and superior to realistic measures to the point of irony. Intending to be ironic. As a joke or for just descriptions.

Originated from a classmates car he owned it high school.

"It was an '87 Camaro LT 5 speed. Stocked with a BLARING 2.8 Liter engine!!!"

"Oh here comes that BLARING fast Camaro!"

"What's the problem officer? Did you see a BLARING Blue Camaro fly by here? No I didn't, oh wait an 80s LT camaro? YEAH? Clocked him in the school zone...little racer was blaring thru it at 10 under!

by Grady G January 24, 2008

barking pumpkin

a loud expulsion of gas, loud vocal flatulence

Peg was mortified when a barking pumpkin leapt from her shorts after Mike bought her a chili dog.

by Bruce R April 28, 2008