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Ernie and Bert Syndrome

Ernie and Bert Syndrome is the rare case of when two men declare homosexuality and get into a relationship with each other, but also declare asexuality, effectively making them just friends.
"Tim and Jerry are gay but they both said they're asexual."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
by cyn!c August 27, 2018
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Ska-Bert

Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*
by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019
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Bert

Thats bert that
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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Bert sexual

The act lf being attracted to that boi Bert
Sorry i cant date u im bert sexual
by Ace the greatest July 11, 2022
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bert

The funniest youtuber in the world who primarily makes short Spongebob YouTube Poops. He makes the characters say different things from the original episode usually resulting in a sexual reference such as when he made Mr. Krabs say "get that suit on sailor! It's already been cummed on!" instead of the original, "it's already been paid for!", in the episode where Pearl takes over the Krusty Krab and gives them the crazy onesie uniforms where Squidward says, "rage, fury, irritation, humiliation,". That's just one hilarious example. He is a talented voice actor who gets the character's voices almost spot on and also manipulates the speeds and movements of the characters to make them look like they're saying what he wants them to say. Most of his videos have been taken down unfortunately due to Viacom saying that he was violating copyright laws. He has about 60,000 subscribers.
Squidward: "Now, repeat after me! bert's edits are so good!"
Spongebob: "bert's edits suck dick!"
Squidward: "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" (throws mirror)
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
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Bert

a snail that loves law
person 1: LOOK ITS BERT!!
bert: 🐌

person 2: he said that you're guilty as charged
by youramazing<3 September 27, 2022
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New York Bert

A nazi leader from New York that is in love with a girl who gets railed by bbc
The New York bert is in love with that girl who hangs out with stinkys
by 2RYDIZZLE March 14, 2022
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