Flight before June

Dogshit

Flight before June ain't it cheif

by Look at curry man June 2, 2020

Nightmare before rizzmas

When you were gonna rizz people up the next day but you lost all your rizz to a bad dream

Guy 1: “Damn I was gonna pick up some bitches today but a nightmare threw me off my game”
Guy 2: “that’s what I call nightmare before rizzmas

by iwjenfi January 25, 2023

Jerk Off Before Donating

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.

Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!

by AsheronsFall July 2, 2019

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The greatest movie ever made.....EVER. Music rocks too.

Whoever says that The Nightmare Before Christmas is not #1 should be punched in the face.

by Nathan L. Anderson January 2, 2009

beffie

A 'beffie' is your best friend forever (BFF).
This person often provides for a reason to not kill yourself and continue living life.
Beffies often get well maggot together, and have mad times in Rottnest during Leavers.

"Look mate, i'm gonna have to ask you to not talk to my beffie like that, or i will fucking kill you."

"Dan Wilde and Ben Smith are mad beffies."

by dan wilde November 28, 2006

Chick Before Dick

A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.

by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009