A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."
by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008
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Mike- Man hitting up the buffet before the party was a horrible idea
Dan- Yeah dude, my buffet burps are killing the room
Dan- Yeah dude, my buffet burps are killing the room
by Ehmm Ayche February 11, 2009
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by DillonA November 12, 2011
Get the Bbffl mug.A date buffer is a friend that you bring along when you hang out with someone that you're romantically interested in. The purpose of this is to make the excursion seem as if it wasn't a date, but more of a friendly gathering. In most cases though, the 'buffer' is ignored as a third wheel.
However, if you're NOT interested in the person, a date buffer can be used so that you don't send the wrong message.
However, if you're NOT interested in the person, a date buffer can be used so that you don't send the wrong message.
1) "Dude, I wanna go out with that chick again, but I'm a wuss and I don't wanna go alone. Could you be by date buffer?"
2) "That guy's cool and all, but I don't really like him like that. Just be my date buffer today and I'll pay for your ticket."
2) "That guy's cool and all, but I don't really like him like that. Just be my date buffer today and I'll pay for your ticket."
by CptROFL September 6, 2010
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D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.
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