Banging the weights

Exactly like "hogging" or hooking up with a fat chick. My brother always hooks up with bigger girls after a few beers. He said he was going to bang the weights, so I assumed it was slang for chasing chubbies.

How'd your night go?
It was rough, ended up banging the weights.

by Sir Pukesalot March 5, 2011

basting

to hang out the window of a moving car and swear at pedestrians on the street

hey man roll down the window im about to go basting (hangs head out the window) HEY FUCK YOU

by shants November 25, 2006

Banging the beats

To "beat them guts up" To have hard sex.

I banged the beats out of Jenny. She had to call in sick the next day

by Loki Alexander June 17, 2004

Chav-baiting

Verb, a sport, to bait a chav. To do anything you canto provoke a particularly irritating chav, until you finally annoy the fuck out of them and go completely mental, (usually done for entertainment purposes). Best done via the internet or text, so there is no risk of injury, although in person is also fun. Can only be done by a non-chav.

Friend: wyut? (:
Me: chav-baiting hehe ^^
Friend: lmao, yayy xD

Chav: u lil emo fagot, ill fuckn bang u!!11!!11
Me: ...win :D

by lalalala(: December 2, 2010

banging the queen

The act of hooking up with a person soley for the story. The origin of the phrase "Bang the Queen" references the Queen Elizabeth II of England. Now, there is no way any rationale man (or lesbian) would want to have sexual intercourse with that women. Picture her naked. All wrinkly and sagging. It's just plain nasty. Time has ravaged her once attractive, though inbred, body. However, upon learning that she is the Queen of England, she becomes instantly worth sleeping with. Why? Because you could tell people who you just banged.

You: What's up, Buddy?
Buddy: Nothing. Where were you last night? I called you, but you didn't pick up your phone.
You: I was banging the queen
Buddy: Who?
You: I was banging that chick with no legs
Buddy: You banged that chick in the wheelchair?
You: Yeah.
Buddy: Nice man. She is hot. No legs though, but still hot. Great Story.

by The One True God May 3, 2006

Slur baiting

Acting like you are about to say a slur then actually saying something else.

Unfunny person - "I hate ni- Nice cars." Cool person, "that is Slur baiting, not cool dude!"

by Qujoh August 20, 2021

Hanging and Banging

Similar to friends with benefits. Friends who just hang out and bang. Friends who are normal friends but also have sex with each other.

Hey I'm bored and horny, how about some hanging and banging?

by Lizard5063 December 13, 2016