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Baconator

Thang and Trina's get out of a lame convo card.
Guy 1 - "My parents died in a horrible car accident last night"

Guy 2 - "Damn, I can go for a Baconator"

Guy 1 "WHAT?!!"
by Docterbackup April 26, 2008
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Bacon

by Catherine Da Great May 8, 2011
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Baconism

A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.

They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.
Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.
by Biscuitnade January 10, 2014
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Bacon

The state of being awesome or extraordinary; used primarily by males. For the female version, see butter.
That movie was totally bacon.
by Ravenstone January 30, 2015
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Bacon

Another name for Police officer. Rather than Pig.
Derived from the Begin strips dog commercial and Kid Rock," I can smell a pig from a mile away."
RADAR detector Starts beeping, "Hmmm smells like Bacon." Bacon, Bacon where, "It's Bacon".
by Roy G BIV May 17, 2007
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Bacon

Euphamism for sex. Becuz radom guys are going to come up and poke your boob and ask "Where's my bacon!?" if you wear the 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt.
Random Perv: *pokes boob* "Where's mah bacon, bitch!?"\

Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"
by Emzerz November 16, 2009
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Bacon

God's gift to man. Good for anytime of the day. Easily able to cure any case of vegetarianism.
ONE: "You member how Jenny was a vegetarian?"
TWO: "Yeah, why?"
ONE: "Well, she told me bacon was the best thing she had ever eaten in her life."
by Saxima December 8, 2010
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