assbalaclava

Someone whose head is so far up their ass that they fail to qualify as an asshat anymore. These people don't have their asses on their heads, they have their heads in their asses down to the clavicle.

You're an assbalaclava.

by qaz1024 October 8, 2011

Assburger's Disorder

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .

She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "

by Butt Man April 6, 2015

Assberry

When you fart and it sounds wet like your blowing a raspberry through your asshole

“Ben, Did you just blow a raspberry?”

“No louis it came from my arse it’s a assberry”

by B3NJY2012 August 20, 2019

Assburn

The act of of burning ones buttocks,be it by sunburn,or being dragged across something very rough.

She had a real painful assburn from sunbathing nude.

by Darren December 15, 2002

Assbitch

Any driver that cuts you off in the fast lane on the Autobahn, or Autoroute.

I cannot believe those Assbitches cut us off!

by sunofseattle March 27, 2009

Assbros

Basically friends with benefits, but for homosexual men.

Gay guy 1: So Brad and I are screwing every night now.
Gay guy 2: Are you guys dating?
Gay guy 1: No, he's afraid of commitment. We're just assbros.

by Canopenerdude December 1, 2013

assbarger

the act of barging in on someones asshole without the permission of the owner of the asshole itself

that assbarger Dustin didn't even ask if he could put his dick in sherry's ass , he just rammed his cockasaurus in.

by Daniel Presnell July 31, 2007