ASAPenis

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014

Askewed

To be humiliated in a culinary sense on television. Typically refers to great British menu. Refers to the slaying of Paul Askew

Did you see Paul get askewed on TV? Wow he got askewed so badly

by Foody85 March 9, 2023

best awake voice

The voice you use when you boss rings and your still in bed, thus the boss thinks your either awake and working or out on the road.

The Boss rang this morning. I was still in bed and had to use my BEST AWAKE VOICE.

He thinks I'm working hard... lol..

by the boss dodger March 22, 2009

wide awake nightmare

Basically a hot mess, the craziest bitch you know.

That bitch is a wide awake nightmare.

by houskamatt May 15, 2017

Åsaka

Cool place in sweden.

Åsaka owns ass. It lies in trollhättans kommun.

by Bubbahah November 13, 2007

askew

awry, bewelled, skew, wry

This old watch' hands look askew.

by chicken13 March 29, 2007

Who asked?

It's the "best" comeback ever. You can use it anywhere and whenever you want. If someone uses it too much just tell him that he asked.

A: Hey, I just bought a new pho-
B: Who asked?
A: Sorry, I thought you wou-
B: Who asked?
A: Eh
B: Who asked?
A: Are you ok?
B: Who asked?
A: You.
B: Who asked?
A: You asked.
B: Oh fu-

by Houští April 15, 2022