Anus Mouse

An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.

Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.

"Oh no, how many times do we have to warn Anus mouse not to sit on the hot sauce."

Anus Mouse by Beef Coup November 7, 2011

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anus twine

A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.

"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."

anus twine by imperforate_anus January 19, 2013

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anus plugged

when a person puts his finger in another persons anus blocking anything that comes in or out and then the other persons job is to let out some farts which would make a wierd and funny noise, it is a friendly and fun game. finger-less people can use a cork instead but avoid standing in front of it.

i wanted my crush to laugh so i anus plugged my friend

we stayed plugging our anuses all day long

anus plugged by pewkinetictionals September 21, 2013