Amateur Hour

Something that is done sloppily, half-assed, or in an amateaur manner.

My mom forgot the pickles and mayo on my sammich! What is this, amateur hour?

by JakeStar September 2, 2005

amateo

An Albanian male with a nose the size of a small African country. Extremely hostile and it is advised to proceed with caution whenever one is seen. Also known as a bido or an amadeus.

Yo, check out that amateo piece.

by King Ervin March 20, 2005

Cus D'amato

Mike Tyson's boxing manager.

"Me and my homies love the bottle like Tyson loves Cus D'amato." -Andre Nickatina

by Maxi-P January 28, 2009

amateur porn

porn that looks like you filmed yourself and your girlfriend fucking

"ah dude, i saw jasons' amateur porn, his girlfriend is so hot. i am glad i didnt see much of him though..."

by suckatwork November 13, 2007

Amateurity

A psychological condition widely contracted by new musicians on MySpace, with the "artist" believing that the adulation they receive on their page (from family, friends, and lonely people, and common for anyone who posts anything resembling noise on MySpace), having determined that they now have "arrived" or have "made-it."

Amateurity symptons include: (1) The artist referring to anyone who stumbles on their page as their "fan"; (2) The artist posting a blog that says "I'm sorry I haven't been able to get back to all of you as I've been so busy (selling out stadiums and signing autographs, no doubt); (3) The artist referring to their page, written boldly across the top, as "The Official" Brittany Fartkowski Page (Is this the real Brittany Fartkowski or a different one?).

by Enough Blubba August 10, 2009

amateur gynecologist

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...

While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

by sheila in the car January 23, 2010

tough amateur

a dilettante who will resort to intimidation tactics and physical violence if reminded that he or she possesses only superficial interest/ability in some branch of knowledge or skill

Guy 1: Don't invite Barney to help us build the deck. He doesn't know squat about basic carpentry.

Guy 2: You're better off keeping your thoughts on the matter to yourself. Barney would beat the daylights out of you if he heard you say that. He is one tough amateur!

by scared of tough guys May 13, 2010