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Zion

A Zion is a guy with H U G E anxiety so he only stays inside, at first he is really shy but if you have the same interests as him he will soon warm up to you.

He doesn't really do anything except stay at home but he's a really swell guy who can make you laugh whenever with the jokes he thinks up on the dot and if someone else says it he silently pouts about it.

He easily gets angry and when he's wrong he doesn't back down but makes a joke or an excuse so they can move onto a different topic.

Overall a great guy friend
Definitely not written by a guy named zion
by Otaku_oak April 25, 2020
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Zion

Zion is a very cute, kind, tall, and funny guy. He’s mostly a quiet kid but he has a big mind of imagination . Zion could mostly be a dark skinned guy
Zion is well being
by Non existent April 9, 2022
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Mt. Zion High School

A high school in Mt. Zion, Illinois. The show choir program is a big part of the school and the show choir kids are the most annoying people you will ever meet. Even though the school is in central Illinois genderspecials abound. There are also racist hicks who are racist not because of exposure to Illinois's high crime rates but simply because they are losers who have nothing good to say about themselves other than being white.
Did you hear about Mt. Zion High School's new fieldhouse?
by venicebitch8 July 2, 2022
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Zion

zai · on | adj.
A gay boy that's more feminine than any girl you've ever met.
Man 1: slay!!!!
Man 2: You are such a Zion.
by zion! December 12, 2022
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zion buttler

A boy who will get beat up all the time by girls. Hey got a big mouth and want stop using it.
Zion buttler got beat up by a girl at school.
by wassup!#t12 May 29, 2018
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Zion Don

A derogatory nickname for Donald Trump originating on 4chan's /pol/ board, used to mock the pro-israel stance that he commonly espouses.
There goes Zion Don bowing down to Israel again.
by Nettledigits June 6, 2025
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ZION

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ZION IS A GOOD GUY
by EFFRFFJHJFHWJEHFKJHCKEJWHFEJHF December 6, 2021
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