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Alpha Xander

Alpha Xander is an American 19 year old independent upcoming rapper and music producer out of Orange County, CA. He is a driven and motivated artist who dreams of being one of the top rappers of his era. He has a handful of songs out on all major platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music etc. He also has a Youtube channel where he posts his songs. At the time of this post, his songs are "DOWN TO BUSINESS", "Kitchen Setup", "I Just Want Luv", and "HOMIESEXUAL".

Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.
John Doe: Hey man, I like your outfit! Also, you seem familiar, do I know you?

Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!

John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!

Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!

John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!
by Alpha Xander(Official Account) January 29, 2023
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Xander!

Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.

A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.

Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?

Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
by Sedgarooni October 15, 2020
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Xander

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑
AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh
by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020
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Xander

Sociopathic man who is manipulative and selfish. Also very short and fat.
You are such a xander.
by B3lac724 June 23, 2024
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xander

xander is een kanker mongool.
Hey daar heb je xander, hij is echt een kanker mongool.
by Broodje November 23, 2021
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Xander

A GAY FuCK that will occasionally lie on your lap. He normally hangs out with girls and desperately wants a girlfriend. He is not very resilient and will DOB on you. he will cry from the easiest things.
WOW!! he is a real Xander
by NOBULLYBRO June 17, 2019
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Xander

well a Xander is a weird type of person that almost no one understands apart from the people close to him and well of course him.The Xander type is known for accidentally getting in love scenario he didn't want to be in and he's probably gay just ask your local Xander, i would know i am one.
someone''Jesus you hear about Xander i heard he's gay''
someone 2 '' yeah i heard that as well lol ''
by someone named xander December 13, 2019
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