bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

miss me with the bullshit

when a guy asks to use your phone to call his girl and then when he gets off the phone with her he trys to get at you.
meaning MISS ME WITH THE BULLSHIT.

Really happened to me. MISS ME WITH THE BULLSHIT

by Blowquiefa August 10, 2006

Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019

zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters

ahhhhhhh yes!!!!

zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters

by Danny Carbon October 23, 2017

Don't threaten me with a good time!

To make a threat or boycott in which the person or group you're leveraging this against finds appearing

Libtards: If you ban abortion we're going on a sex strike
Pro-lifers: Don't threaten me with a good time!

by Good time... guy June 28, 2022

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

fight me with your face

When Devin threatens to fight you with his face.

I want you to fight me with your face.

by Valatree February 21, 2018