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Hanging Wedgie

When someone hangs you on a hook or pole by the underwear, forcing your underwear up your crack.
In sixth grade, I tripped on the floor in the hallway. I was late for class so I was the only one in the hall. I was lifted of the ground by my tighty whities by an eigth grader they dragged me by my undies to the flagpole, where he took off my clothes except my underwear and gave me a hanging wedgie. Everyone laughed when they saw me. The buses left and it took three hours for a techer to find me and get me down. It hurt so bad, because the undies were up so far.
by M. Moca September 7, 2007
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Flagpole wedgie

A hanging wedgie, executed on a flagpole instead of any other object.
I was in the classroom and the teacher had to leave for 5 minutes. We were all sitting there and the girl bully saw my undies sticking out of my pants. She yelled TIGHTY WHITIES. Everyone Jumped at me and stripped me down to completely nothing but White strong tighty whities. They then dragged me by my underwear to the school's flagpole and attached them to the pull string. Then they pulled me all to the top and I Was sky high on a flagpole hanging wedgie. I cried because girls and everyone saw me up there naked only in briefs. I was often fed by the girl bullies but then raised back up. It sucked! I pooped and pissed by underwear like 10 times in 1 minute. 2 Weeks later though a MILF teacher saw me and got me down. I needed counseling. Hanging wedgie nerd is what I am.. A flagpole wedgie..
by Liam72 May 5, 2014
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Wedgie

When performed on a male, the effect may be that they will not be able to have children, and their asses will have scars.
Over school vacation, my friend and I were invited to a party on an island with all of the seniors. We being freshman, thought this would be cool. So we went out by boat, no adults, to this island. When we got to the island, they brought us into a cabin. They told us to strip to our underwear. (About 3 guys were there) We got nervous, and said no. They tackled us down and ripped off our clothes. We were both standing in white briefs. One of them grabbed the back of my underwear. He pulled as hard as he possibly could. I screamed, and could hear my friend crying, for they atomic wedgied him. They did the same to me. They carried us outside, and up tall trees. They hung us there. Then, they picked me for their, "smash the frshman's tiny balls" party. They used fists, boots, and a baseball bat. The pain was so extreme I crapped myself twice. It was the worst thing ever.
by deadite3333 February 16, 2009
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Hanging Wedgie

Where somone pulls the underpants of the wedgie victim high up in the air and hangs them on something like a tree
the best kinda underwear to give a wedgie in is whitie-tighties i wear boxers myself but one time i went to my friends house and his parents were out of the hous so we played truth or dare and he wears tightie whities so he dared me to strip down and change into nothing but the tightie-whities and ive never not done a dare so i did he also dared me to wear nothing but that for the rest of the night i did and then later that i fell asleep when i wroke up i was tied up he was waiting for me to wake after that he grabbed me and gave me a hanging wedgie on a tree outside so evreyone could see he left me up there for about 2 hours
by William,Chad,Taite June 19, 2008
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hanging Wedgie

A wedgie that hurts real bad as you are stuck on a tall object like a lamp post by your whitie tighties ( which I wear)
I'm walking to school with my 'friend' when the wind blows up my skirt and shows my ultra stretchy whitie tighties. Immediately my boxer wearing friend makes me drink tons of water and doesn't let me go to the loo in school. By this time I was desperate to pee.
My parents are away in California for a week and they won't be back home for anything so as we are coming out of school my friend begins to tell me she saw this weird poster thing on a street lamp. As we are walking to the lampost my friend asks me to shut my eyes when we get there. When we do get there I shut my eyes and she blindfolds me. As I am blindfolded she ties my hands behind my back and ties my feet together then she takes of my clothes and hangs me on the lampost by my whitie tighties and superglues my hands into A bag of water then she takes off my blindfold, climbs down the ladder she had borrowed from I don't know where because nobody comes down thereand leaves me there for a whole week. Just by coincedence a school newsreporter walks by looking for the girl in the white undies! ME!!!!! So thanks to my 'friend I am the wedgie victim of the whole school and just today I was given a hanging wedgie in cloakroom with tap left on. Great thanks 'friend'! Did I forget to mention I peed like 10 times a minute up there and my 'friend' let me down still in a major wedgie and fed me water every lunch break, morning, afternoon and sometimes even in the night while I was asleep.Also when I came home (my friend let me down) My little sis gave me an atomic wedgie, I peed and she told my older bro who then took me to the bathroom and hung me on the showerhead for the rest of the night. Whats more my Dad decided to give a messy wedgie in the morning at breakfast by stuffing jam down my pants and hitching them up super high. I went to change my pants but then my Mum, sis and bro rounded on me at the bathroom and locked me out of the bedroom then they hung me on the coat pegs inside of our hall ( for your imformation I still cannot reach them even with a chair) and they left me there for a week giving me water and my Dad stuffing messy things down my pants!

When I got back to school I was a victim and what a surprise I found myself hung on the flagpole in the school yard for another week being fed water and peeing myself dumb.
Then I was invited to my 'friends' surprise birthday party. I t was a surprise all right. We were playing blind mans buff and I was the blind man when I felt my whitie tighties being hooked up by something I pulled off my blindfold and to my horror a crane had me suspended in the air by my pants it left me there for another week and my butt hurts real bad!!!
i would tell you more about my horrific weggie life but it's all the same thing over and over again every day. It's soo not fair!
by lollipopwedgiegrl248 June 21, 2009
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hanging wedgie

boxers shorts or some form of underwear has rope tied through the legholes. The rope is tied to a tree or support, so that the victims feet are far off the ground and they can't reach the support with their hands.
I gave myself a hanging wedgie in soccer shorts only. It was in a tree. I couldn't make them rip and hung for a long time. They were crushing my balls and way up my ass. I had to flip upside down, to try and get out. I hung naked upside down for awhile. Then I had to flip back up. The wedgie was worse. Finally I flipped upside down and fell out of the shorts naked. I couldn't get the shorts down so ran home naked. Fortunatly I slipped in when no one was home to avoid embarassement
by JMD54 August 30, 2008
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Wedgie

The act of pulling on someone's underwear, whether as a joke or maliciously.
Types of wedgies

Standard: Grab back of waistband and pull up.
Front: Grab front of waistband and pull up.
Pinned Wedgie: With victim lying facedown, sit on their head or back facing their feet. Then give them a wedgie.
Pinned Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face or chest facing their feet. Then give them a front wedgie.
Hanging Wedgie: Give victim a wedgie, then hang waistband over a doorknob or coat hook.
Rowing Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit close to their head with your feet on their shoulders. Grab their waistband, and give them a wedgie as you push their shoulders with your legs.
Piledriver Wedgie: With victim standing or kneeling facing you, push their head down and between your thighs. Squeeze your legs together to hold them there as you reach over and give them a HARD wedgie.
Ultimate Piledriver: Give victim a piledriver wedgie, then slowly sit, until you are sitting on their head.
Stinker Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face and give them a front wedgie while farting.
Gang Wedgie: A wedgie given by a group of people, usually with some pulling and some holding the victim down.
Atomic Wedgie: A wedgie that goes over the victim's head.
Matchbox Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit on their face facing their feet. Grab their legs and hold them under your arms so the victim is bent in half. Then reach around them and give them a wedgie.
by WedgieMonster67 October 25, 2011
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