Van Dijk

The Best Defender In The World Whose Real Name Is Kyle Davis

Person 1: “Your So Good In Defence”
Person 2: “ They Call Me Van Dijk

by Kxle4567 December 1, 2019

Vanning

To have a meat head bailiff repossess your property.

Ray Fallon: You're gonna get a good vanning at the weekend.

by Cedric_2006 January 15, 2006

van deusen

to figure something out after given unclear instructions

Person 1: Do you understand how to do this lab?
Person 2: Yep!
Person 1: You van deusened it! Wow!

by betaji123 June 16, 2016

mini-vanned

Two in the Front. Five in the back.

That chick loved being Mini-Vanned.

by Snookem May 21, 2008

van halened

to get a person of the opposite sex back to your room under a rather flimsy purpose. Comes from same dialectic area as stribley and Rate

"You've Never heard of Van Halen? Well, come back to my room and i'll play you some." - That is Van Halening

"I Rate Van Halened some girl last night..."

by DanSussex November 8, 2007

hippie van

The best fucking auto-mobile ever. Hippies, gypsies and cool people drive them. They're the best.

I saw a hippie van drive by and orgasmed.

by Iceeehippievan July 23, 2009

white van

no matter how old they are, the male driver of this van will always spend less time watching the road and more time eyeing up any member of the opposite sex. If you get two men at the front of the van, you are more than likely to have the non-driver wind down the window and make some laddish comment. Usually grown-up townies (see also). Also see: paedo, paedophile

"origh'?" said the 40-year-old man in his white van to the 14-year-old girl walking by.

by beckybunny June 15, 2004