Utah Speed Limit

Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.

"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"

"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."

"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"

by IHateUtahDrivers May 22, 2010

UTAH

1. A state in the western united states.
2. Known as the "No Coast" area
3. A High Rolling record label known in the utah region: See Free City Records

Utah is in the Western United States.

by urbandictionary.com February 26, 2003

Utah

The one and only place in America where people are shot to death after being sent to death row.

Utah: come and see our Mormons!

by Reticulated Spline March 31, 2015

Utah Hot Coffe

The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them.

I pulled the good old Utah Hot Coffe on my wife last night.

by do me tonight April 29, 2009

Utah

That sorry ass team that the Kings run through in the first round of the playoff every year!

by Poozle May 9, 2003

utah

An everyman for himself game of basketball much like 21, except baskets count for 5 points.

Yo we got 7, lets just play a game of Utah.

by Knice April 19, 2006

Utah Ugly Duckling

The act of inhaling hookah/cigarette/cigar smoke and then blowing it into a girl's pussy. The girl then queef's the smoke back out into the air.

Ashley got a Utah Ugly Duckling from Jeff at the party.

by Thanatos Nex March 6, 2010