Touched

Getting sexually felt up.

Jimmy got touched by his teacher every day.

by m@//0 May 18, 2011

troche moche

adj. Mexican (Nahuatl) Spanish for half ass(ed), (it) sucks, crappy, micky mouse, "chafa", of low quality

not as vulgar as shit(ty)

"no lo hagas todo troche moche"

-dont do it all half-assed

get this troche moche ass shit outa here!

haha their presentation was all troche moche

by social science January 17, 2011

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.

Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003

troughed

wasted, shitfaced

Man, I was so troughed at Sonya's party last night.

by mb November 13, 2003

Touches kids

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.

"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.

by Fryer MarsBar May 9, 2009

getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.

Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.

by TimboG April 30, 2006

Touched by the jab

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.

STFU or you will be touched by the jab

by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009