Twatter Swatter

To swat someones twat.
Twatter Swatter.

Dude! He just totally Twatter Swatter that chick
LAWL
Laguna Betch deserved it.

by INCHOIORWENCE October 20, 2008

twatter

someone who repeatedly posts twitter posts that nobody but themselves cares about

annyingtwt: jst woke up, the sunz up, fml
"Did you just read Paris Hiltons tweet"
"No because she is such a twatter"

by foxc September 21, 2009

Diddle Tatter

Diddle Tatter (noun) - Fake. Simply any possible form of fake is known as a Diddle Tatter.

Person A "Man I hate those make money fast pop ups."
Person B "Yeah for real, they are so Diddle Tatter."

by gingerstick29 March 23, 2011

pork trotter

When a young lady gets cum on her belly, does not wash her hands, then cooks a delicious pork dinner for strangers.

Damn, that swine was good, but I can't believe that pork trotter didn't even wash her hands before cooking!

by pork gal July 23, 2011

Trotter

Another word for an idiot. When someone stuffs up or makes too many mistakes you call them a trotter. Also means 'clumsy person'

"You made a mistake again you bluddy trotter" "Your proned to make mistakes, your a trotter arn't you"

by lovely lopez October 2, 2008

bollock trotter

word I made up 4 someone who has a relationship with sum 1s balls with their feet

"Jeffry that was a great bollock trotting u gave me

by Michael K May 13, 2003

Twatteries

The energy that keeps twats going, in an argument for example

“Fucking Karen’s going on about astrology again, she keeps asking to do an in depth reading as my aura looks weak and it may be because of Uranus’s position this month or some bollocks like that”

“Don’t worry, her twatteries will run out soon - just keep pouring her Chardonnay and going ‘uh huh’ every now and then”

by Grill Bill August 7, 2020