eat a toad

the family friendly version of eat my dick

Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no

by ByeHiHiHiHiHiHi December 11, 2019

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Toad crappin

smokin a blunt with ya friends

Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.

by cainsmom June 24, 2021

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Bumpin the Toad

Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations

Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"

by Pitt 3rd floor June 07, 2009

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toad carrot

a person who is perpetually late

You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!

by Aural Addict January 07, 2015

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Mud Toad

Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.

God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip

by Expert Mud Toad Pimp March 27, 2018

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