Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024

TOOK A SELTZER

A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily

Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...

A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.

Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?

A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"

"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "

by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021

Then I took an arrow to da knee!

One of the most funny but overused video game quotes ever! Originating from the smash hit skyrim by Bethesda, there is a single guard that states "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!". This guard cannot adventure any longer because in medieval times, the difficult techniques required to fix a shattered kneecap did not exist. This is assuming it was a barbed arrow shot my a medieval bow, which was common practice then, it would have had to be pushed all the way through his knee because those arrows were triangle shaped and could only go one way without permanently ruining his knee. So he could no longer adventure. There is a game theory video detailing it further.

In game: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
As meme:"I used to be an/a _________, but then I took an arrow to da knee!"

by DJFleischman September 5, 2019

Booty Took

Rape

“Damn that drunk girl got booty took last night, is she okay?”

by Imarealboy1 February 8, 2019

Took off

Yo tell someone your going to rob them or to make fun of them about being robbed

Aye dummy didn’t you get took off by my lor mans?

by c_xj1 January 2, 2025

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Took it like a marine

Throwing a grenade at somebody who thinks you're an idiot.

Get down, that comment/response you just made, he/she took it like a marine again! It's not safe to stand up to him/her at this time!

by Solid Mantis July 25, 2020