sick twisted son of a bitch

one crazy mother fucker

laura knapp is one sick twisted son of a bitch. she eats babies!

by Jesus Mohamed Christ September 4, 2008

The Tilted Slimy

A seriously kinky sex position, invented by SARS and ARM. Where the man lays on his side and put his top leg in the air, and the woman enters in side ways, putting her legs over the top of his body.

Oh wow dude, they are going at it like the tilted slimy!

That porno was so epic, they did the tilted slimy!

by armxxx3 July 15, 2010

ass-titted

another way of saying you got fucked over. can also be used as a noun: ass-tit/ ass-tits
also another way of calling someone an asshole

the refs didn't call any penalties on the other team. they were being such ass-tits

omg that guy dumped me over text. he totally ass-titted me

by reeboooo October 24, 2019

Twisted Heart

An occurence most commonly experienced by the feeling of unrequited love, with the exception of it not being returned.

Generally speaking, it is a situation involving two friends, who spend an inexorbitant amount of time with each other, and over the years, one grows to love the other, while the opposites feeling stay plutonic. No pain compares, physical nor mental.

A relationship easily broken off is not truly that of a twisted heart. Twisted heart involves never being able to make a clean cut, whether that might involve the other person feeling just as strongly as you but without the same passion. Refer to just a friend

A loved B with all his heart, yet B could never truly return A's feelings. A can't cope with losing B, and thus stays in an inevitably horrifyingly painful situation.

by Chris August 7, 2004

sick twisted disturbed psychotic fuck

Worse than a sick twisted fuck. Worse than a sick twisted disturbed fuck. A sick twisted disturbed *psychotic* fuck is so vile, so putrid, so *unbearable* that no punishment in hell is sufficient to destroy him. Cheap. Crazy. Chases everybody around with inscrutable, mind-numbing questions. Mumbles when he talks and has so little love for his own family he'll ruin everyone else's lives in retaliation. The kind of deranged freak you want to crucify in an empty swimming pool and set on fire. You want to sit his kids on his chest, then pull his scrotum up over his head, forcing his kids to gnaw their way free.

STDPF: Hi, I was in on Sunday & I found these boxes of old envelopes. I know they have our old, old address on them but I figure you can just scratch that out with a pencil and use them, what does it matter, who opens them anyway, just a fucking secretary? If you could do that to every envelope, I think there's 1500 of them, get that done by lunchtime, that'll be great.

(slurps coffee)

STDPF: Now, I found these three boxes of pencils, so if you want to sharpen them all, I know they're kinda old and don't have erasers but I think people might want to use them, they write really well and maybe you can even use them to scratch out our old addresses! Now here...here are 8 boxes of letterhead with my name on each sheet, if you could just cross my name off of them we can use them for official correspondence and that way we can save a few bucks and maybe get you some part-time help a few months from now maybe a high school kid in the afternoon after school but you're doing a great job as it is-----

Clyde: Would you shut *up*, you sick twisted disturbed psychotic FUCK?

by Krakky McKraken June 26, 2008

Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

twisted method

talented crack rock music
skillful godly music, that landed them a record deal and on tour with ozzy osbourne straight from cape coma. not, i repeat, NOT nu metal

everybody from the front to back, get in the pit show me where your at!

by shoeless joe August 11, 2003