A high five which does not actually take place. The THF is initiated, followed by a short pause and then the uttering of the word "nice" by both participants.
by Devin & Sarah January 10, 2008
Get the theoretical high five mug.A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
by blacksburgcougee November 19, 2011
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Theorectumly, there is a universe in an infinite number of universes in which I am smarter than an average garden gnome.
by ThatOneGuy-_- February 23, 2022
Get the Theorectumly mug.The greatest musical instrument since the probe, according to the Red Guy (from I.M.Weasel - I Are Music Man). With its antenna and its loop, you can play it in high-pitch and loud volume, and even cause an earthquake. Used since the old film has been founded.
by chromelovers 0001 November 14, 2011
Get the Theremin mug.In the realm of Pokemon, there are those who battle competitively. Memorizing Pokemon base stats and comparing them against others to determine results without past experience is known as Theorymon.
Battler #1: Salamence would be able to switch in, Dragon Dance and sweep your entire team
Battler #2: Pfft, that's all Theorymon, you don't know that for sure.
Battler #2: Pfft, that's all Theorymon, you don't know that for sure.
by Videogamefool August 14, 2010
Get the Theorymon mug.When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.
Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!
Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
by Sinful Divinity December 1, 2011
Get the Theoretical Boner mug.A person who is a hardcore canadian. Typically says "eh" at the end of every sentence. Yet can kick ass when bitched at and are mainly potheads. Will junk punch whoever pisses them off then yell you know whyyyyy
Blake: Dude DJ was a total theoret yesterday.
Justin:Really?
Blake: Yeah! That dude didn't even know what came to him.
Justin:Really?
Blake: Yeah! That dude didn't even know what came to him.
by Justin1369 December 22, 2008
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