by David Allen Joe Smith April 09, 2011
Poop tease, see also pooptease
1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.
2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.
3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.
2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.
3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.
1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed."
2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."
3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."
2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."
3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."
by ultimate poop tease sweeney March 27, 2007
Ohhh, I love it when you tease the nips baby, I know you love my nipples.. I'm getting so wet right now.
by Ashley_the_total_hottness November 09, 2005
any attractive guy who purposefully runs around in very little clothing to tease a girl who has spent the year at an all girls school
by coolgurl November 22, 2003
a synonym for edging - the practice of prolonging orgasm during masturbation. Used only in reference to masturbation involving the male member (e.g. the Canuck)
I had been jerking off for hours, but decided to keep teasing the Canuck until I shot a massive load.
by weyus May 23, 2011
by empoweredslut December 11, 2018
A woman who falsely encourages a man with the appearance of offering more than they are actually willing to take part in. See Fraud.
by Brian C September 24, 2003