Penis Tears

When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.

What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?

by blazerchick5 February 19, 2011

Rittenhouse Tears

Fake tears meant to evoke sympathy for the unsympathetic, often in a courtroom setting.

Kim Potter's Rittenhouse Tears fooled no one, and she was convicted of all charges

by DavidMacLuna December 23, 2021

tearza

Tearza is a boss ass bitch, shes hot an loves food more than anything else in the world. Shes creative an funny. Dab fanatic an likes grapes.

wow thats so Tearza

by blehh123 December 19, 2016

Tattooed tears

Tattoos that look like tears under your right eye that show that you killed someone

To all my niggaz facin sixty years, sheddin
tattooed tears - tupac

by Demqr1 February 15, 2010

crying the white tears of love

A euphenism for male ejaculation, a phrase likely coined by B. Boulton.

I was busy at it, vinegar strokes and all, she tickled my sack and before I knew it I was crying the white tears of love!

by rc55 March 5, 2004

tears

1. To pull apart or rip open something.
2. A drop of the clear salty liquid that is secreted by the lachrymal gland of the eye to lubricate the surface between the eyeball and eyelid and to wash away irritants.

1. My clothes were full of tears
2. I cried tears of happiness when I found out that Billy was finally coming home.

by ArsenicTears April 13, 2006

Man Tears

When something is so awesome one sheds a liquid from their eyes. Not tears, but Man tears

John was watching the game and he shed man tears after his favorite team won.

Tim shed man tears after watching Avatar in Imax

by TJwins February 8, 2010