threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017

Treats

A type of candy that you ONLY get when you are a good listener.

Parent: Congrats! You get some Treats!

by ecks of dee August 11, 2018

Threatless

a guy who appears threatless, as in no threat at all

Guy 1: That guy over there seems like a threat
Guy 2: Obviously he is weak, so he is Threatless

by Astrobigpp April 7, 2020

Threatless

A man/woman who is not a threat

Guy 1: Hey that guy over there has something behind him, looks like a bat or something, probably a threat
Guy 2: Nah he is weak, I know him, so he is Threatless

by Astrobigpp April 7, 2020

Threadstick

NOUN - An ocurrance whereby you find yourself STUCK to an EMAIL thread that clearly doesn't involve you. No matter how many times you try you just can't seem to get yourself removed.

Dear Harriet, can you please make your way down to the Home Depot, ask for Sammy in the Hand Tools dept and locate a Crow Bar to PRY MY SORRY ASS off this Email Thread. This Threadstick clearly doesn't involve me.

by JSP2 June 18, 2020

Threadshit

Threadshitting is belittling the topic or the people discussing it on a message board. It typically takes the form of a dismissive comment, like “Who cares?” or “This is stupid!” or similar. The implication of the threadshitter is that discussion of such a topic is beneath them, and should be beneath everybody else.

Once again, Whack-a-Mole was being a complete dick and threadshit on what should have been a fun thread.

by Ice_Burn December 31, 2020

Threads

A virtual version of a CPU core.

Hey, how many threads does the R5 3600 have?
It's got 12 threads.
Alright, thanks mate

by calaxx March 23, 2021