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chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
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Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping
The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping
by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017
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exclusively simping

Not talking but off limits to everyone and seeing where things go.
Will is exclusively simping for Soley.
by whorewecum June 18, 2020
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Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.
Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"
by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020
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stack simping

simping in a group when playing among us
"guys we need to stop stack simping" -corpse husband
by loyalkale December 3, 2020
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friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way
'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."
by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021
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giga simping

The act of being a giga simp, which is a simp above all simps, who simps all women... and even traps. It's a really creepy act not liked by the women simped on.
Person A (to woman A): Hi, with lots of hearts
Woman A *message not seen, keeps chatting*
Person A: Hey, you didn't say hi to me :pout:
Woman A *creeped out*
Person A: SAY HI TO ME, I SAID HI... WITH HEARTS
Person B: Smh man's giga simping again
by Friedrich der giga simp January 29, 2021
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