Sucking Pond Water

A Montana term:

1. Drinking a lousy beer.

2. The feeling the day after drinking too much alcohol.

1. We sent back the table scraps beer on tap and ordered a Moose Drool. No reason to be Sucking on Pond Water.

2. We did the Bozeman Triathlon: Drinking, driving and shooting road signs. Ended up in the County Camp Snoopy holding cell feeling like we had been Sucking Pond Water.

by Robert J. Lanier SLO October 30, 2007

Sucking Candy

A small, round, hard candy that one must suck on to eat. This term is typically used by anyone over the age of 70.

Dang, my mouth is dry, I need a sucking candy.

by The Spoken Word Poet March 15, 2011

sucking blueberries

to be out of luck

see sol

I wanna get this now but it dont come out till next week looks like i'm sucking blueberries!

by Wonder P March 2, 2010

smacking your chops

Opening and closing one's mouth in a way that causes the spit within to make audible noise. Occurs during talking or inhaling through the mouth.

Please stop smacking your chops, it is annoying for headphone users to listen to.

by TheGuyWhoKnowsWords February 24, 2015

Sucking the Joke

Taking a joke too seriously, being offended from an indirect joke.

Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.

by 8 inches soft September 27, 2017

Stacking

When a group of 2 or more people sit on each other's laps over a toilet and piss together.

(Although it is usually practised with piss, the person on the bottom of the stack could theoretically poop, as well, though it would be rude for someone higher in the stack to do so)

"Hey guys, you ever tried stacking?"
"No, but I need to go to the toilet, wanna stack with me?"

by PissBot9000 January 4, 2022

Cock-Sucking Train Business

When a group of males, four or more, assemble on a field, indoor or out. One man(Commander) lays on his side and waits for another man(Baron or General) to suck his cock. He comes to the field willing to suck a cock in hopes that another man(U.S. President) will come and suck his cock. The Commander is indebted to the U.S. President and is bound to bring another man(Breaker) the President chooses to suck his cock. The process continues until the final man(Breaker) does not recieve his reciprocal cock suck.

Jeremy Beck: "Hey next week me and a group of guys are gonna get together n suck each others cocks, if u wanna join let me know?"

Izak Brown: "oh hell yeah, can I get on that Cock-Sucking Train Business (CSTB)?"

Jeremy Beck: "Lol, ya if u want in, for sure."

by thetryplethreat July 13, 2010