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Final Fantasy Shrine

Message Board filled with a brutal cross-section of the most obnoxious fankids for the video game series Final Fantasy.

Basically, one gigantic circle jerk of arrogance, elitism and anti-social trolling and terrible, biased moderation staff. The usual clique run nerd-board atmosphere dominated by one or two titanic douchebag trolls that the mods refuse to ban, surrounded by his/her sycophantic and considerably less witty/intelligent post riding followers.

Subjects include and are limited to (all threads include the usual trolling and/or petty garbage associated with anti-social nerds drunk on anonymity):
1. Which game in the series was best/worse.
2. Which member should be banned.
3. How awesome the local asshole/hero is.
4. Obligatory/masturbatory, random, unfunny neckbeards showing off thread.
5. Some variation/combination of the above.

To join, members must possess a majority of these virtues:
1. Arrogance
2. Grammar Nazism (note: "roffle, lawls, and other such mind numbing chat speak are considered acceptable, if written by the more popular losers)
3. Pack mentality/Cliquish-Minded (tri-monthly smirf services to the high post counters are mandatory)
4. The complete inability to communicate with anyone on an adult level, in any situation other than an oppressive clique-driven moderator supported group.
English scientists have proved conclusively that prolonged viewing and participation of Final Fantasy Shrine can actively reduce one's ability to produce coherent thought by .5% each minute of exposure and is so malicious that Darfur has considered it for a homepage.
I found Final Fantasy Shrine accidentally, after perusing the nonsense filled bullshit, I had a hard time standing up. I couldn't do math for about a week.
by Lig Na Baste January 10, 2008
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Cosmic String

Thin loops of ultra dense engery, far narrower than the nucleus of an atom but stretching across vast distances, left over from the Big Bang and acting as gravitational 'seeds' on which the galaxies grew.
A piece of cosmic string just a mile long would weigh as much as the Earth. A cosmic string that stretched right across the universe could be scrunched up into a ball smaller than a single atom, but would weigh as much as a supercluster of galaxies.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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string dick

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.
The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.
by Sauceman January 21, 2005
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Sarina

Sarina is the best shnit in the world. She os really pretty and has the best eyes ever and her eyelashes fly to korea! She is a savage and is the best boss beast and she has a heart of koreans!
Oh look over der its sarina
by shnit February 14, 2017
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lil shrink

A self proclaimed anonymous psychiatrist from Sacramento who pops xanax and adderall. He makes music and does fucked up shit.

After the 2017 controversy of his statement toward the public hospital, school and justice system he made local fame through his anonymity.

Most to all of his music had been pulled, but now remains as a public figure.
Lil shrink fucked my mom, then smashed my #Xbox
by MEGAxxxORANGE May 6, 2018
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v-string

v-string: corruption of g-string. Developed by Victoria's Secret(R) to distance their product line from the less respectable g-string.
Victoria's Secret's new V-String panties
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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shrina

Damn bitch, that chick right there is a shrina for sure!
by Zulu99 July 13, 2006
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