strange creature

an insult against a person who thinks they're funny

James is a strange creature

by anonymous January 7, 2023

G-strang

A slang version of the word g-string

Hey baby show me dat G-strang aight.

by salasrcp90 May 23, 2009

Road Stranded

When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.

Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.

by THE JOLF October 16, 2009

kenzo strangler

A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.

uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler

by spaghettigambi January 16, 2011

Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.

After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.

by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013

Playing Stranger

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand to give the effect of "someone else doing it".

"Just the tip" isn't a very fun game, but it's better than playing Stranger.

by jakester42 August 3, 2017

The Jimi Strangler

(Noun) The sexual act in which an individual possessing a penis and rectum engages in any form of activity that results in a pink sock. The pink sock is then pulled anteriorly and utilized as a personal masturbation and lubrication device on one’s own penis.

“Oh man, last I got railed so hard, that I was able to do The Jimi Strangler. Best creampie I have ever given and received at the same time, bro.”

by Spurm Burper April 21, 2021