strategic weight

The weight someone keeps because of strategic reasons, otherwise they may want to lose it.

A chiropractor so he can have more force pressure he can apply, or even more likely a large kid who keeps the weight so he can bully his siblings.

"My brother keeps strategic weight by eating all our leftovers so that he can always tackle us to the ground and we can't escape."

by FMTVIDS September 11, 2016

stakeholders analysis

A process of finding the people who are important and have to say yes to make it work, as well as finding the people who are annoying and will say no to stop it from happening.

Gary: At our next Stakeholders Analysis we have to add Linda as a stakeholder because she is the Director and she gets the final say.
Dave: Ok, we also have to add Rob because he's just going to whine and complain and ruin everything if we don't involve him.

by Orzo Nacirema June 22, 2017

Stratefyre

Something is so cool that it's better that fire, its stratefyre. It's a giant compliment and it means something is cool or hip or amazing

That was such an awesome outfit she had on, it was stratefyre.

by Mjhiccup April 18, 2018

Strateoptimizationergy

A field of study in business that combines strategy, optimization, and synergy.

You need to brush up on your Strateoptimizationergy. Production was down 10% last month.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

stramer

A labour saving device. Named after Sir Kier Stramer.

Came into being in 2020 after the apocalyptic failure of the uk labour party in the 2019 elections

To "stramer" , make your life a whole load better by getting rid of baggage

by outback dingoes April 7, 2020

strategically waiting

When you want to end things with someone, (specifically a difficult situation/person) to avoid as much drama as possible, you decide to wait until it’s tactically possible for the safety of you and others. Essentially there is unfinished business that you’re afraid will bite you in the ass if you don’t handle it before ending it.

I’m not avoiding the breakup, I’m strategically waiting.

by Aelana June 14, 2022

Stake Sisters

Similar to "soul sisters", stake sisters share a deep, unexplainable connection, often about strange, obscure eccentric, or dark subjects, leading them to think their ancestors may have been victims of the witch hunts in Early Modern Europe and Colonial America. Connection to any formal or informal version of witchcraft is not required, simply the type of person whose interests may lie in the spirituality of the natural world or have taken them on a different course than the mainstream.

Stevie: Did you know that cave people in ancient England used to use skulls as--

Esme: Teacups? YES. I saw that on--

Stevie: That mortician's YouTube channel?

Esme: How did you know?

Stevie: We must be stake sisters.

by stakesister August 22, 2022