stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

Stomach Art

A dried area of vomit on the sidewalk that can sometimes take on interesting shapes and forms. Sometimes includes corn, olives, or whatever was for dinner.

Hey, watch out for that "stomach art". You almost stepped in it.

by Fillmore Phil December 15, 2008

stomache

Upset stomach, contracted form of "stomach ache"

You can't sit on my lap, pet, I have a stomache.

by Popsicle August 3, 2004

My Stomach Hurts

im pmsing ( have my period)

"my stomach hurts"
"o damn, ur pmsing arent u?"

by Preeto February 3, 2008

stoichy

1.adj. Describes a cheapass bastard, especially with weed or alcohol.
2.adj. Describes a just plain dirty or loserly person.

"Goddamn, that Jake really is a stoichy bastard. He NEVER offers to share, even though we smoke him up all the time."

by BootlegBibles4Sale January 31, 2007

Stomach Sick

Happens you smoke a Black or Weed; And it has your stomach on tilt. (tilt as in upset or nauseous)

Yo, the black had me stomach sick last night..

by LadyMackAttck April 9, 2013

Stomach Twerk

(v) To be fat enough to jiggle your stomach on someone
noun - Stomach Twerkation(s)
adjective - Stomach Twerkable
adverb - Stomach Twerkily

Joseph got bitch-slapped by his girlfriend because he stomach twerked her booty. The 2 are now single.

by ZeOtaku September 29, 2014