Sheenis

A very oversized clitoris, resembling a tiny penis.

I would have gone down on her, until I saw her sheenis!

by Extremejutsu November 4, 2022

Speenis

A rare mythological breed of homo sapien from a bygone era that currently mystifies modern science. It is unclear how many roam the earth, but there is at least one confirmed living Speenis. They metabolize food and energy differently than standard humans, and appear to be more durable. Tall and skinny, almost Sméagol like in appearance, many have theorized that the Speenis is not from this world. If encountered, attempt to kill.

Seattle recently made it a crime to discriminate against any of Speenis descent.

by SpeenisL November 10, 2022

Shreenika

Sweetest person you'll ever meet. Smart, educated, craves physical affection and wishes to hoard every BTS album to ever exist. Shy and gets crushes easily (tho they have bad taste in crushes). They are scared of butterflies and their defenses are weakened insurmountably by pouting. An adopted mother to five children. Is also married to those five children.

"OMG she's such a Shreenika!"

"Don't most Shreenikas participate in incest?"
"Doesn't change the fact that she's cute–"

by HotGothInTheWoods November 22, 2022

a screening of Zorro

A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.

If Zuckerberg had any kids, he'd be prime target for a screening of Zorro

by IO9 Reader January 5, 2011

Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.

Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.

by ABunnyDidIt June 2, 2012

Plasir Serenity

Gaining the state of relief and fulfilment in ones self by performing acts of service to ease someone else's life.

""The face of solace I tended to her wound left me in a state of pure Plasir Serenity"

by A.R.S Z.R.C June 15, 2022

Squad screening

When 2 or more people simultaneously and intentionally start watching a movie or series together (e.g. as a form of spending time together) even though they are not in the same house, city or country

Last night my friend and I were squad screening a movie when my power went out and then she stopped watching too so we could both catch up at the same time when my power went back on again…

by ZoëK October 31, 2023