1) The Testicals
2) Ejaculatory fluids that have been left for weeks and have turned hard forming little crusty spheres of spunk
2) Ejaculatory fluids that have been left for weeks and have turned hard forming little crusty spheres of spunk
by Anonymous November 7, 2003

by Timmy January 16, 2003

Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."
Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"
Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."
"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"
Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."
"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
by Poison Dart II August 24, 2009

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i had a full house following a night of horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.
by Dunky Oggins December 8, 2003

A contest wherein a group of males are racing to see who can come first on a loaf of bread. The last male to ejaculate must ingest the bread as penalty.
by s-eaters, inc. June 28, 2005

Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet
"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"
by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 10, 2019

by Chris Gazzero June 19, 2008
