Jesus suffering fuck

An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.

1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.

2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"

by Suzanne38 October 12, 2008

seufferlein

Pimp ass mutha fucka

Billy ain't no seufferlein.

by West Spear April 30, 2004

Sluffer

n. someone who lags
Derived from the word sloth, meaning slow.

Person 1: Hey, have you finished your APUSH project?
Person 2: No, I haven't started yet.
Person 1: Ugh, you sluffer!

by Sluffer September 11, 2012

Bacon Stuffer

Some fat white girl that shoves bacon in her pussy

i bet that girl is a Bacon Stuffer

by Slitmythroatdry September 15, 2009

Suffern

Literally only known for Grace Vanderwaal and literally nothing else. Nothing else interesting has happend in this town... ever

Hey I visited my parents in Suffern
Where?
The home of Grace Vanderwaal
Oh Ok I like her song I don't know my name

by HtotheG19 December 29, 2016

The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

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The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

Person 2: okay

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 2, 2021

Suffering

Going to a small college town in Appalachia that provides the worst in services. It is not limited to bad and expensive restaurants, watered down and overpriced alcoholic beverages, mean mountain people, hippies clueless about life, highway signs with ugly eyesoaring fonts made by the town, terrible town & university roads with potholes, un-marked speed humps and a very non-progressive town government.

Suffering Boone, North Carolina eating Ramun Noodles and Corn Syrup SYSCO products provided by ASU

by BooneBelongsInTN March 26, 2009