spoonicide

the process of stabbing ones self with a spoon

Jenfa committed spoonicide to prevent Jimmy from stabbing her with a blunt spoon.

by Almighty Chris June 27, 2006

spooning

when two or more people lay next to each other as spoons would in a drawer

krista likes spooning with shane and talking about it alllll the time.

by [e-mail] August 22, 2005

Spooning

Stabbing your sexual partner in the crotch with a spoon.

“Me and Rebecca were spooning all night that it actually bent”

by CluelessFurry69 June 1, 2018

Grapefruit spooning

Uncomfortable spooning that involves a lot of puckering.

I was using the Burmese Glory Hole when a guy started grapefruit spooning me. That was uncomfortable

by Magog_Dog August 24, 2018

spooping

When a couple are spooning, and the little spoon poops in the big spoon's lap.

I dumped my girlfriend because she thought spooping was a fun thing to do.

by jennybutt May 26, 2016

spooming

spooming: the act of anal pentration by a SySop to a male mod. leaves moderator with ass full of pasta

mod takes it in the rear while SySop spooming time bitch! screams 'yo white, Ben Affleck!'

by VAMPIRE_ March 4, 2009

Spoojizacum

A slang word for semen.

"Man, I just fired spoojizacum all over her face!"

by hatedirtydancing December 25, 2009