shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008

spooning

when you hit a girl with a spoon.

i love spooning with my sister!

by Bah. hahahahaha February 28, 2007

Spooning

When you eat a spoon (typically one of the small plastic variety) and later poop it out.

I was eating ice cream and accidently wound up spooning.

by Lawlraptor November 12, 2016

poon spooning

when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin sex.

d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?

by sexesful spooning May 7, 2012

Sloofing

New sport in which you combine the main elements of all sports, but never really finding the common denominator between the barrells.

I went sloofing today, it was rough.

by HoogieDowser August 5, 2011

Spleening

Spleening : the act of brushing a female's teeth with her own vaginal fluid, whilst using your finger. Thus resulting in her throwing up.

You know what Todd did the other night? He was spleening this broad, Kim because she wouldn't let him go raw daddy after they were boozing all night.

Fuck that bitch, I spleened her for not putting out.

by Skottiedeep September 14, 2018

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008