silence

Stuff that happens after you fart or say something stupid. Usually awkward. Also, Really fun to break.

Look Guys!! A Burrito!!
*awkward silence*

by Tiller August 7, 2005

day of silence

The most ignorant act ever conceived by mankind. Refers to a day set aside to protest the harassment of gay people. Most gay people are victims of reverse ignorance. They fail to realize that other minorites are harassed equally as much if not more than they are, yet still think they are above everyone else. It is endorsed in public schools, teaching children that gays are higher than other minorites, and should be treated with more respect. The Day of Silence is most often supported by non-gay, ignorant people. They think they are doing a good thing, but again fail to realize their own elitist ignorance.

(Teacher)"Okay, class, today we are celebrating the Day of Silence, to show that gays shouldn't be opressed."

(Mexican)"Oh boy, do we have a Day of Silence?"

(Teacher)"No."

(Mexican)"Why not? We're oppressed too."

(Teacher)"Yes, but gay people are above everyone else. See, you might be oppressed, but nobody cares because gay people are much more important than you."

(Mexican)"Oh, I see. Thanks, teach!"

by Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott May 1, 2004

awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

Silence Of the Lambs

When masturbating in front of a girl, you ejaculate in your hand and throw it at her.

I tried everything, even a Silence of the Lambs to get these passed out chicks on the bus at Bonnaroo to wake up and leave.

by Matthew Walls July 30, 2007

Silencer

Deadly tongued scholar with 32 Cisco routers and an ARIN forensics pass. Beat me up for incorrectly installing Counterstrike on his patented 'linux training box' at Uni. Fair to say I have not kept contact beyond the 'yearly email'.

Gaz ''bastardly'' Ward.

by Martin3000 December 8, 2004

Suicide Silence

"Suicide Silence" Term used when someone wins by default. Also used when someone gets lucky. Also used when someone sells out. Also used when someone with no talent gets ahead by being as cliche as possible.

Dude, they got lucky the good bands car broke down, otherwise they wouldnt have had a crowd. They pulled a Suicide Silence on that one.

by Triple Ccc June 19, 2010

Silencer

a guy named dave who threatens to kill you if you make noise while hes trying to sleep

"You guys need to shut the fuck up before i bury your fucking asses in the backyard."

by skp July 6, 2003