Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.
by Kelsey and Dani April 24, 2009
Get the sneezegasm mug.When one bends over and shoots a large burst of cheddar cheese out of their asshole at another person, usually during a sexual encounter.
So I was about to get it on with DeLaney when all of a sudden she gave me a cheddar cheese sneeze! It was such a turn-off.
by BuhBuhBoomer August 18, 2011
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When you sneeze and nothing comes out of your nose or mouth except air.
Dry sneezes are caused by itchy noses and/or dust.
Dry sneezes are caused by itchy noses and/or dust.
by Nose Hairs July 29, 2009
Get the Dry Sneeze mug.When a person sprinkles cocaine on a female's vagina which is then queefed into the first person's face as they inhale.
by schmedly June 22, 2010
Get the Columbian Cat Sneeze mug.The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.
by Pete September 25, 2004
Get the trouser sneeze mug.Rapid repetitive sneezing over (5+ sneezes) a period of less than 10 seconds. Can be measured in sps (Sneezes / Second)
After taking a huge sniff of the moldy wall, I had a 9 sps sneezure, which was my most intense sneezure to date.
by Mike Chiarenza December 28, 2007
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