sneezegasm

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.

by Kelsey and Dani April 24, 2009

Cheddar Cheese Sneeze

When one bends over and shoots a large burst of cheddar cheese out of their asshole at another person, usually during a sexual encounter.

So I was about to get it on with DeLaney when all of a sudden she gave me a cheddar cheese sneeze! It was such a turn-off.

by BuhBuhBoomer August 18, 2011

Dry Sneeze

When you sneeze and nothing comes out of your nose or mouth except air.

Dry sneezes are caused by itchy noses and/or dust.

Jon: Eww, You sneezed on my jacket!
Kim: Gosh, It was only a dry sneeze.

by Nose Hairs July 29, 2009

Columbian Cat Sneeze

When a person sprinkles cocaine on a female's vagina which is then queefed into the first person's face as they inhale.

I think he caught herpes when he got that Columbian Cat Sneeze from the stripper.

by schmedly June 22, 2010

trouser sneeze

The eruption smelly gas coming out of the anus. Sometimes it makes a noise sometimes it doesn't. The one that makes a noise is known as a trouser sneeze. You have to be careful not to follow through. See fart, trump and air biscuit.

"I've just done a trouser sneeze lads"

by Pete September 25, 2004

sneezure

Rapid repetitive sneezing over (5+ sneezes) a period of less than 10 seconds. Can be measured in sps (Sneezes / Second)

After taking a huge sniff of the moldy wall, I had a 9 sps sneezure, which was my most intense sneezure to date.

by Mike Chiarenza December 28, 2007

Sneeze-Gasm

To sneeze to an excessive amount thus triggering an orgasm

I sneezed so much dawg, I damn near sneeze-gasm'ed

by Sneeze-spert January 5, 2012