snarky

Somebody was watching the Dane Cook Special weren't they?

Snarky, look it up on google. Google it.

by Nick Orloff September 27, 2006

snare drum

can be a single drum, but can also be part of a drum kit. the loudest in a drumline/band and has a frigen awesome sound, sounds better if there is more that 1 of them.

'that drumline sounds awesome, you can hear the snare drums, there pretty good'

by c to tha motherfukin b January 13, 2008

snarfer

A person who farts in the bath tub and then attmepts to eat the fart bubbles.

Jon is a snarfer.

by Kent June 15, 2003

Snarficle

Noun: An active individual who snarfs.

Dude, quit being a snarficle

by Miley 422 August 23, 2010

snarkboy

The opposite of a fanboy. One who passionately follows a particular community or company only to snarkily criticize everything about it.

My friend Saar is always posting links about how much Apple's new products suck. What a total snarkboy!

by snarkboy May 10, 2010

snarkjitsu

The martial art of throwing and deflecting snark.

Veronica raised her children in the art of snarkjitsu.

son: "Lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. It's her fault I fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon."

Veronica: "Aww, you should write a book about it, and call it 'I Don't Know How to Walk With a Watermelon.' Maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future."

by IncreditorElMagnificoTheFirst August 21, 2013

snarktopus

Someone who is being really sassy and/or snarky

Natalie is so sassy today, she's being such a snarktopus

by Double B/DJ Diabeats October 31, 2013