smoking a fag

British term for smoking a cigarette

"Ay cuz, you fuckin taking the piss?"
"Nah, just smoking a fag. Want one?"

by Raxum August 6, 2017

Smoking Joe

From British Touring Car driver 'Smoking' Jo Winkelhoch, comes a slang term for a cigarette. A smoking joe, or just joe.

Got any joes? I gave my last one to Justin.

by Dr Harry Koch January 27, 2005

Hog Smoking

A blow job, a BJer, a knob job BJer Knob Job

Many broads enjoy giving a hog smoking, while all guys enjoy receiving a hog smoking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Smoking Eskimo

a "smoking eskimo" involves freezing a dildo and plunging it into recipient (into their vag or ass, depending on how they like it) creating steam. if you're really dedicated to the smoking eskimo, freezing your dick is acceptable... but could be dangerous.

I woke up to Paul giving me a smoking eskimo!

by lamecakes February 10, 2008

smoking the butt

Trying to continue a conversation long after both parties have run out of worthwhile things to say.

Jim, we've been on the phone forever and haven't discussed anything useful in almost an hour. Now you're just smoking the butt.

by 56k April 5, 2011

sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

smoking nihilism

v. to slip into nihilistic ideas, feelings or attitudes for no other reason than because it is very easy and tempting to do so, much in the way that a smoker who is fighting addiction may find it all too easy to slip back into the habit. The buzz of liberation from values is powerful but short with strong negative after-effects such as the meaninglessness of your choices.

"It's a repeating problem. I have ideas and values, but it all seems either pointless in the long run or futile in the short term so I fall back into smoking nihilism."

"Sometimes I really try to keep the relationship going, but then I smoke nihilism. It's not that I don't care all the time, but there are times when all my emotional attachment dies and I absolutely do not care."

by Destroyer of Worlds April 7, 2006