Skip to main content

seat smasher

Term given to fans of Leeds United football club, due to their fondness for ripping up the stadiums of their opponents and using the seats as makeshift projectiles.
Oh dear, it seems the neo-nazi bastards from down the road have ruined our stadium again.
by Big Baby Dawg August 4, 2005
mugGet the seat smasher mug.

Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
mugGet the Pasty Smasher mug.

tomato smasher

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.
"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"
by Doli May 23, 2009
mugGet the tomato smasher mug.

whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person
oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!
by jbp123 July 11, 2011
mugGet the whale smasher mug.

The Banana Smasher

The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.
Guy: "Yummm, i love me some bananas!"
Girl: "Really!? ;) Hey, lets try The Banana Smasher!"
by Mrs. Cobain April 25, 2010
mugGet the The Banana Smasher mug.

Button Smasher

A person who plays video games by just hitting random buttons. Usually in fighting games and done by inexperienced gamers.
I can't stand playing Mortal Kombat with Joe, he is such a Button Smasher.
by BreadbasketGangsta December 23, 2010
mugGet the Button Smasher mug.

Smushed

Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.
Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.
by lexiiiiii July 25, 2010
mugGet the Smushed mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email