Smacation

1. Social media vacation
2. A period of time an individual takes off social media to recharge and refocus on other important things or just to escape the pressure of the media.

1. Just took a Smacation to recharge my creative bars.
2. The pressure of being in the virtual space put a lot of strain on me! A Smacation was my best option

by Witnesswords July 2, 2020

Estrogen Smack

An Estrogen Smack is when a male gets full on bombarded by a lot of women (Not in a sexual way.) to the extent of him just saying "I'm done." and is really annoyed with all females for a short period of time.

The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.

One night on Facebook, Ben was Estrogen Smacked. It was horrible. He had 7 girls talking to him on chat about how amazing their boyfriends are and how cute their cat is. After Casey kept writing Wall post after Wall post, Ben /rage quit and needs to go be a bro for a while, maybe do some falcon punching, or get oral sex while eating doritos.

Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.

by SlagithorFeelsBad July 29, 2010

Slippery Seacow

Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.

" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"

"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"

by rignfendo September 30, 2011

smickity smack

an adjective to describe something that is 'cool, excellent, well executed, completed in a fine or smooth manner'

Alex's team of developers completed the complex and daunting tasks in a fraction of the time and it worked perfectly during user acceptance test. When asked by the senior management about the status of this task, Alex said, 'it's all smickity smack! Totally smackity!'

by obiwantoby August 31, 2015

mystery smack

That goo inside a girl's panties that can't be agreed upon of exactly what it's make up is or what origin it's from.

She had mystery smack from front to back of her panties.

by Philbo satterbama November 8, 2020

Smack dab

To position ones self, or an object like your rusty old car, in a place that is not only open and clearly visible to all, it is unavoidably in just about everyone's way.

"You can't miss him, he's over there, parked in his POS Volvo, smack dab in the middle of the road!"

or

"Be careful, someone left a banana peal smack dab on the hallway floor just outside that nasty Professor Dippy Shittsforbrains' science lab!"

by BettyBoobs_69 September 15, 2006

Jizzle Smack

To Cum very perfusely into your hand after massive sex with 1 or two female partner's and smacking them in the face, in domino form, left to right. Leaving a trail of jizz behind.

I totally gave sherri a Jizzle smack last night.

Shana tried to block my Jizzle Smack but my pimp hand was too strong.

by Lance Hosell June 11, 2006