splodger

a derogatory term used against Asians when they were captured by Roger, only people of Asian descent may use the term splodger

look at this splodger

by xpectzyy June 26, 2021

butt sludge

The really gross wet black shit when you are really sick

mommy jimmy ate all the butt sludge crunch!

by D. Graham October 10, 2005

Arse sludge

A particularly runny expultion of arse waste that, although not quite runny enough to be full blown shit juice, has a sludge-like texture, possibly due to a curry eaten the night before washed down with some beers.

"Mate, expelled some rancid arse sludge this morning after that madras last night, i took a sample in a bag if u wanna compare it with yours, we can make it into an arse sludge competition..."

by Will Long January 6, 2009

Sledgehammer

A fart smelling soooooooo damn bad that the person's head instantly recoils back. Most of the time, this fart is silent.

Bruce: *toot*

Claire: *SWINGGGG* EWWWWWWW *coughs*

Greg: EVACUATE, IT'S A SLEDGEHAMMER!!

Bruce: *whistles*

by Ni_Mader_JiJi_Bao_Zhe June 18, 2010

splodge

A phsycotic child that appears to be very annoying.

That child is very splodge.

by soloon April 29, 2015

Slonge

When one rubs a body part (usually the hand) on another's neck. This will result in a brief but distinct choking noise.

"dude, i'm gonna go slonge Bridget"
"cool man"
"CKKKKKKKKKHHH"

by Joe/Dan/Kevin January 3, 2009

Sledge

One who always manages to get pulled by particularly munting women.

'Alec you old sledge, why do you always get pulled by dogs?'

by flanjeeta April 19, 2007