The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."

"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"

by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022

slurry sliding

a euphemism for committing suicide via laying in the snow stark naked and dying from hypothermia

yeah, I used to think about slurry sliding a lot when I lived in the mountains, not so much anymore now that I live in the sun

by funnywords8346 July 31, 2023

Sewer Sliding

When you start at the ass and go down

This nigga is sewer sliding right now

by BongZ November 20, 2024

[Finger Jam Riff Sliding]

When you play air guitar to the new metallica song

dude i was listening to the new metallica song and i was total Finger jam riff sliding

other dude: you freak

by super sweet andrew October 18, 2008

Chocolate Tube Sliding

Gay Sex; anal sex in general

Y'all gonna go chocolate tube sliding later or nah?

by PeachesNAlex September 23, 2015

Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.

"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"

by Thehammiestham November 7, 2022

snidin'

adj. used to describe a dangerous or uncomfortable situation, person, etc... see sketchy.

"those skag dealers really snide me out."

by stalecracker January 30, 2005