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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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slurry sliding

a euphemism for committing suicide via laying in the snow stark naked and dying from hypothermia
yeah, I used to think about slurry sliding a lot when I lived in the mountains, not so much anymore now that I live in the sun
by funnywords8346 July 31, 2023
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Sewer Sliding

When you start at the ass and go down
by BongZ November 20, 2024
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[Finger Jam Riff Sliding]

dude i was listening to the new metallica song and i was total Finger jam riff sliding

other dude: you freak
by super sweet andrew October 18, 2008
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Chocolate Tube Sliding

Y'all gonna go chocolate tube sliding later or nah?
by PeachesNAlex September 23, 2015
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Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.
"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"
by Thehammiestham November 7, 2022
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snidin'

adj. used to describe a dangerous or uncomfortable situation, person, etc... see sketchy.
"those skag dealers really snide me out."
by stalecracker January 30, 2005
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