simplist

Doing it the easiest way possible, keep it simple Stupid KISS METHOD. No unnecessary steps to be taken i.e., gift cards instead of looking for the perfect gift that’s not perfection or perfect let them pick it out. Eliminate stress from your life due to unnecessary decisions, issues, concerns.

Simplist : I buy gift cards to make it easy for me

by Bunt Jones December 24, 2019

Simping

Doing anything for a girl in hopes of them even noticing your pitiful existence such as giving them half your life savings, then the other half.

Jim: hey, I just saw the Pokimane stream and wow a lot of people were simping for her
Robert: well what did you expect?

by Quortas76 August 5, 2020

Simplitarded

When a product or piece of software has been simplified so much that you dont have the ability to control the details you want.

I like the camera on my phone but they simplitarded it and now I cant save the files to the format I want

by enfusion101 April 3, 2011

simplier

Simple and silly, relating to youth, innocence and not correcting your friend's spelling mistakes.

Outback days were a simplier time unless you didn't take and bake.

by Ezk3626 September 30, 2018

Simping

Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies

Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life

by Urm ama July 7, 2020

Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021

Dickey Simpkins

LuBara Dixon "Dickey" Simpkins (born April 6, 1972 in Fort Washington, Maryland) is an American professional basketball player best known for his tenure with the Chicago Bulls in the late 1990s. However, as his first name sounds the same as if you were to pronounce the word "dike" phonetically, it is commonly used when discreetly pointing out a lesbian to your friends.

An woman who is obviously, or at least possibly a lesbian walks by. To alert your friend(s) discreetly, you say (preferably in a TV announcer voice), "Dickey Simpkins!"

by Lan-gwa-gi March 2, 2011