Shape Rape

When someone says they have a packet of shapes then everyone tackles them to the ground and rapes them for shapes

Person: I have shapes

Everyone else: SHAPE RAPE!!!!!

by Shape rape August 14, 2016

shape shifter

A human who can take on other shapes usually in the animal family, like dogs, wolves, tigers, etc.

Sam, a shape shifter, changed form into a dog to save Sookie from being killed by Rene. (characters from True Blood)

by lynnpd99 March 2, 2009

Shap

To shap is to shit and fap simultaneously.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's having a shap."

by TopNotchTopHat May 5, 2014

The Shapiro

The act of touching, ever so gently, your scrotum to your nipple.

In order of difficulty: The Ground Beef, The Hemisphere, The Shapiro.

The first time I saw The Shapiro, I wasn't sure whether to be in awe or to vomit... or whether to be confused, because I was slightly aroused.

by Shapirolover69 April 28, 2009

shapeepee

another word for a boss

i went to walgreens like a shapeepee

by Ta best July 3, 2011

gone pear-shaped

When the majority of things appear to be negative. Like the shape of a pear, the majority is at the bottom (bad) and little is at the top (good).

I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I just got evicted. Life has just gone pear-shaped.

by sublimal June 28, 2004

Shapes

A brand of 'BAKED, NOT FRIED' biscuits with many different flavours. The most delicious of them being Pizza and Cheese and Bacon.

"I saw Shapes on sale the other day, and you know know what I thought?"

"What?"

"OM NOM NOM!!"

by SnG. April 4, 2010