ass shelf

A massive ass that seems detached from the rest of the body and could easily be used as a table.

Her ass shelf was so big you could use it to host a wedding reception.

by Society Against Fat Asses (SAFA) February 5, 2003

ass shelf

any surface at around ass level that serves as a make shift seat. Common types of ass shelves are window sills, arms of chairs, any sort of ledge, and if your creative your friends. As the word "shelf" suggests in the term, ass shelves serve as the perfect place to store your ass when a regular chair just won't do the trick.

Queefy: " Oh hey, who would have known that your arm would make such a great seat! I could sit here for days."
Hoeleen:"Don't look at me...I'm not ok with being your ass shelf!"
Queefy: "Lies...your loving every second of being my ass shelf ;) ! "

by PresOfDaFriends June 18, 2011

Shof

Scooby chase slaughter

Scooby, you're a piece of shof.

by Ihavetheavocados May 26, 2019

shelfie

a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink

My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.

by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

sholiz

sure is.

man it sholiz hot out this bitch.

by Scott October 17, 2003

Shelf Girl

A Shelf Girl is a word used to describe a girl who is used by guys only when they're desperate for some lovin', and haven't gotten laid in quite a while, so they call up a Shelf Girl, and invite her over. After getting some, they casually put this girl back, and completely ignore her until they're ready for another booty call.

Girl: "We totally went to 3rd base last night, we're in love!"
Boy: "Nah, you got it all wrong. He doesn't like you much. I mean sure, you're hot and all, but you're also a real annoyning bitch. You're just another one of his Shelf Girls. Sorry to break it to ya'!"
Girl: "..."

by BottomB January 18, 2010

Dick Shelf

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

by FishHookers February 24, 2008