shmieb

A shmieb: someone that does something good or nice for someone else, a good comment or complement.

Hey, did you see that guy that helped that lady cross the street, what a shmieb.

by applesauce addiction October 4, 2010

Shmigal-smurf

1. A rainbow-striped flying unicorn

2. An obnoxious person or persons

3. A word to say when something indescribable happens ie; a double rainbow.

1. Hey man have you seen my Shmigal-smurf fluffy anywhere?

2. Wow, look at those Shmigal-smurves they are annoying

3. You won a million dollars. SHMIGAL-SMURF!!!!!

by Beefcake McLovin April 21, 2011

Shmegeggyface

A shmegeggyface is a person who uses words that are firstly and clearly not defined as acceptable for English usage. A smeggeggface begins sentences with words that don't need to be said and undermine intelligence.

"I hate people who use the word 'firstly.' I have no objection to 'secondly', but I don't like 'thirdly' and obviously anyone who says 'fourthly' is a shmegeggyface.

by LauraforEric February 5, 2012

Shmegged

When one is both drunk and high at the same time.

What did you do friday?
I got shmegged!

by Unforsaken May 13, 2012

shmigele

A greedy ugly person who hoards thing like the guy in Lord of the rings

Aimee is such a shmigele that she would not share a ice cube, and would rather stuck it up her ass.

by Breezy4sheezy July 26, 2015

shmigged

When someone gets hammered. Or messed up.

Wow! Luke is shmigged up!

by Joemano March 11, 2016

Shmegma

The nasty funk that builds over time that coats your ball sack

That dude's a fucking SHMEGMA

by Ronnievee October 20, 2016