Shmeng

A build-up of a Cheesey white substance under the foreskin of the penis.

Grim's shmeng smells REALLY BAD!

George likes to eat shmeng, so now we call him shmeng.

by Switchblade October 5, 2003

shmergis

The result of taking too much anti anxiety medications. resulting in complete and udder worthlessness, and often "blacking out" for hours on end.

After raiding his mothers medication drawer, Gilbert took one to many xannex and became ultra shmergis for the remainder of the day

by Shmergis face September 28, 2010

Shmergling

When you’re stomach both gurgles and makes a smooshing sound at the same time, it is shermgling? May also be spelled shmurgling, in recognition of the U in gurgling, according to the authors spouse. Who is wrong.

My god, what in the hekk was that sound coming from you. Oh, sorry, my stomach is once again shmergling.

by urbansurburban123 February 9, 2025

shmere

i don't understand

shmere? wats that mean?

by jonny April 3, 2003

Shmegen

Word substituted for shit. Used in context like crud or crap.

Oh shmegen!! I lost my bet on the NBA finals!!

by Hottie_with_a_body January 2, 2008

shmeggan

A word used in exclaimation as a replacement for a swear word.

"Oh shmeggan! i forgot to feed the cat!"

by alex - the best March 10, 2008

shmeggit

anything! this is a verb that can mean anything you want it to be.

"Hey babe, wanna shmeggit?"
"Yeah, I've been dying to do my laundry for days!!!"

Thus, Shmeggit

by vdawgpimpin November 26, 2009